rape, how funny it is - fred dickey....course hero

by Ida Reilly 4 min read

A woman stopped me in the street today and told me a joke

After hearing it, I thought it had all the ingredients of a great joke: child abuse; incestual rape, tears, poverty and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about $10 a month...

Maybe not a joke as much as a cute misunderstanding but..

I cracked open a rape kit last weekend. I had never seen one before. Anyway, I obviously have been operating under a huge misconception. I laughed so hard, she got away.

A man is asked to give a speech on rape..

He stands up and says "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." Then sat down.

So I tried using one of those date rape drugs the other night..

It turns out its really hard to rape a girl when you're drooling on the floor the room is spinning.

A man comes home to his wife..

Upon entering their home he promtly asks her, "hey honey, do you want to play the rape game tonight?", a flat and unenthusiastic "no" is her response, to which he replies excitedly "good sport"

Raped by a canadian

A woman called the police saying she was raped by a canadian, the policeman asked how she knew he was canadian. She said he said sorry after.

A greedy man, a rapist, and an alcoholic..

A greedy man, a rapist, and an alcoholic meet a genie. The genie says to them, "If you can resist your urges I will grant you each one wish. But should you fail, you will disappear" The three men agreed and tried to go a full day without alcohol, rape, and theft. The alcoholic's wife leaves him so he takes a drink, then he disappears.