After hearing it, I thought it had all the ingredients of a great joke: child abuse; incestual rape, tears, poverty and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about $10 a month...
I cracked open a rape kit last weekend. I had never seen one before. Anyway, I obviously have been operating under a huge misconception. I laughed so hard, she got away.
He stands up and says "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." Then sat down.
It turns out its really hard to rape a girl when you're drooling on the floor the room is spinning.
Upon entering their home he promtly asks her, "hey honey, do you want to play the rape game tonight?", a flat and unenthusiastic "no" is her response, to which he replies excitedly "good sport"
A woman called the police saying she was raped by a canadian, the policeman asked how she knew he was canadian. She said he said sorry after.
A greedy man, a rapist, and an alcoholic meet a genie. The genie says to them, "If you can resist your urges I will grant you each one wish. But should you fail, you will disappear" The three men agreed and tried to go a full day without alcohol, rape, and theft. The alcoholic's wife leaves him so he takes a drink, then he disappears.