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Scenes From a Hat: Rejected Aussie tourism slogans, situations where your Borat impression isn't appropriate, things you can say about your job but not your partner, the good news and the bad news, things you don't want to hear in a doctor's waiting room.

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Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about your computer but not your partner, things Sesame Street characters might say during sex, if Kiwis ran Australia.

A1.03

Scenes From a Hat: Characters cut from Game of Thrones, things that shouldn't be so hard, fads that never took off, if zoo animals had day jobs.

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Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines used by fruit and vegetables, what not to say at a parent-teacher interview.

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Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about your coffee but not your partner, things you don't expect to hear from Siri, entries in Tommy Little's secret diary, what not to bring to Show and Tell.

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Scenes From a Hat: Nicknames your partner doesn't want to be called, things you instantly regret, things you can say on a golf course but not in bed.

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Scenes From a Hat: Things not to say at a wedding, things you can say about your garden but not your partners, animal pick-up lines.

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  1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - Munchkin bully who keeps getting into fights, Colin - blind Italian gondolier serenading people he thinks are sexy, Ryan- farmer who gets bitten by a radi...
  2. Duet: Hot Yoga. Wayne, Jeff & Karla(Boy Band).
  3. Scenes From a Hat: Songs from the musical 'Aisha', unlikely Valentine's card verses.
  1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - Munchkin bully who keeps getting into fights, Colin - blind Italian gondolier serenading people he thinks are sexy, Ryan- farmer who gets bitten by a radi...
  2. Duet: Hot Yoga. Wayne, Jeff & Karla(Boy Band).
  3. Scenes From a Hat: Songs from the musical 'Aisha', unlikely Valentine's card verses.
  4. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are explorers camping in the desert before traveling to a newly discovered pyramid. Wayne & Karlaprovide scenery.

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  1. Let's Make A Date: Jonathan questions. Wayne - increasingly desperate marionette puppet pickup artist looking for action, Colin - a stressful day in the life of Bruce Banner, the Incredible Hulk, R...
  2. Duet: Adopt a homeless pet. Wayne, Jonathan & Kaitlin(Hip Hop).
  3. Dubbing: Evil sorcerer Ryan has captured beautiful princess Caitlin (dubbed by Colin) and is c…
  1. Let's Make A Date: Jonathan questions. Wayne - increasingly desperate marionette puppet pickup artist looking for action, Colin - a stressful day in the life of Bruce Banner, the Incredible Hulk, R...
  2. Duet: Adopt a homeless pet. Wayne, Jonathan & Kaitlin(Hip Hop).
  3. Dubbing: Evil sorcerer Ryan has captured beautiful princess Caitlin (dubbed by Colin) and is casting spells to turn her into different hideous creatures, when prince Waynegallops in to save the day.
  4. Scenes From a Hat: If famous TV shows were performed by drill sergeants, the dating videos of Star Wars characters.

06

  1. Hollywood Director: During a violent storm, short-tempered Ryan and his injured fiancee Jeff break into a creepy cabin in the woods, when suddenly they are attacked by chainsaw-wielding madman Wayn...
  2. Duet: Lolo Jones. Wayne & Jeff(Stadium Rock).
  3. Dubbing: Ryan is an amorous romantic personal trainer taking Lolo (dubbed by Colin) throug…
  1. Hollywood Director: During a violent storm, short-tempered Ryan and his injured fiancee Jeff break into a creepy cabin in the woods, when suddenly they are attacked by chainsaw-wielding madman Wayn...
  2. Duet: Lolo Jones. Wayne & Jeff(Stadium Rock).
  3. Dubbing: Ryan is an amorous romantic personal trainer taking Lolo (dubbed by Colin) through a tough session at the gym, when suddenly Wayneenters as Ryan's jealous fiancee who wants to prove that w...
  4. World's Worst: things to say at an awards show.

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  1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Jeff are a bickering couple whose snowmobile breaks down during a blizzard, when suddenly they are attacked by Bigfoot and his family (Wayne). Colindirects. Chippendale c...
  2. Duet: Eric the college student. Wayne, Jeff & Joey(NSYNC).
  3. Dubbing: Music producer Ryan is auditioning Joey (dubbed by Colin) to join NSYNC, when su…
  1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Jeff are a bickering couple whose snowmobile breaks down during a blizzard, when suddenly they are attacked by Bigfoot and his family (Wayne). Colindirects. Chippendale c...
  2. Duet: Eric the college student. Wayne, Jeff & Joey(NSYNC).
  3. Dubbing: Music producer Ryan is auditioning Joey (dubbed by Colin) to join NSYNC, when suddenly his rival, the lovely and sexy Justin Timberlake (Wayne) comes in to show that he should be frontman,...
  4. Scenes From a Hat: Perfume scents that won't sell, tasks you shouldn't do in the nude, if Olympic sports were done in a sexy way.

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  1. Scenes From a Hat: The world's worst battle cry, unlikely things to hear in court, pick-up lines on the golf course, clips from the world's weirdest game shows.
  2. Song Style: Maternity Nurse. Wayne & Tamera(Motown).
  3. Themed Restaurant: Wayne & Tamera are a young couple having a romantic meal in a films of Tom Hanks-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Greg.
  1. Scenes From a Hat: The world's worst battle cry, unlikely things to hear in court, pick-up lines on the golf course, clips from the world's weirdest game shows.
  2. Song Style: Maternity Nurse. Wayne & Tamera(Motown).
  3. Themed Restaurant: Wayne & Tamera are a young couple having a romantic meal in a films of Tom Hanks-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Greg.
  4. Props: Ryan & Greg - red flared cylinders, Wayne & Colin- pink foam worms.

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  1. Hollywood Director: Mad inventor Ryan is fixing his faulty security robot Jeff, when suddenly his malfunctioning robot girlfriend Wayne bursts from the closet. Colindirects. On Spring break, stripp...
  2. Props: Ryan & Jeff - red bat wings, Colin & Wayne- pink L-shaped tubes.
  3. Secret: Tarzan (Ryan) and Jane (Colin) find piles of money.
  1. Hollywood Director: Mad inventor Ryan is fixing his faulty security robot Jeff, when suddenly his malfunctioning robot girlfriend Wayne bursts from the closet. Colindirects. On Spring break, stripp...
  2. Props: Ryan & Jeff - red bat wings, Colin & Wayne- pink L-shaped tubes.
  3. Secret: Tarzan (Ryan) and Jane (Colin) find piles of money.
  4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely things to hear at Thanksgiving, if everyday tasks were done in a sexy way, unfortunate times to get food poisoning.

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  1. Questions: passions erupt on the farm.
  2. Duet: Misty May-Treanor. Brad & Jeff(Beastie Boys).
  3. Moving People: Colin & Bradface a global shortage of wedding dresses (after audience member Aaron proposes to Amanda).
  4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad times to say what you're really thinking.
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  1. Hollywood Director: Ryan and his pregnant wife Brad are hunting in the Appalachians as Brad goes into labor. Wayne, a hillbilly doctor, rushes in to help. Colindirects. Big sci-fi movie, horny as h...
  2. Duet: Lyndie Greenwood the auto-mechanic. Wayne & Brad(Cabaret).
  3. Film Dub: "Asking for directions" - Ryan, Brad, Colin & Wayne.
  1. Hollywood Director: Ryan and his pregnant wife Brad are hunting in the Appalachians as Brad goes into labor. Wayne, a hillbilly doctor, rushes in to help. Colindirects. Big sci-fi movie, horny as h...
  2. Duet: Lyndie Greenwood the auto-mechanic. Wayne & Brad(Cabaret).
  3. Film Dub: "Asking for directions" - Ryan, Brad, Colin & Wayne.
  4. Dubbing: Ryan is a demanding martial arts instructor going through some moves with his star pupil Lyndie (dubbed by Colin), when all of a sudden arrogant black belt Waynecomes thumping in to take h...

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  1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Clay Ladyclay". Gary (co-anchor "Reverend Terry") - fire & brimstone preacher attempting to exorcise Colin, Wayne (sportscaster) - playing as many characters from...
  2. World's Worst: Kids' TV show.
  3. Duet: Chris Jericho - "Sensitive". Wayne & Gary(Stadium Rock).
  1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Clay Ladyclay". Gary (co-anchor "Reverend Terry") - fire & brimstone preacher attempting to exorcise Colin, Wayne (sportscaster) - playing as many characters from...
  2. World's Worst: Kids' TV show.
  3. Duet: Chris Jericho - "Sensitive". Wayne & Gary(Stadium Rock).
  4. Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines of nursery rhyme characters, what Aisha is thinking right now.