how unladylike! of course not!

by Elwyn Schroeder 5 min read

When you gotta go, you gotta go?

A wise scholar once said, “When you gotta go, you gotta go.” The problem is, sometimes there is no place to “go.” From peeing in the pool to peeing behind a parked car, we have all been there. Sometimes, you just have to improvise.

What does it mean when you forget to wash your face?

The next morning, this means one of two things: a face full of clogged pores and raccoon eyes or if you're very lucky, a look that will flawlessly translate into today’s, more subtle, made up face.

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